essayofthoughts has a post up like this and i decided i wanted to do one, because i am nothing if not a copycat. plus, having these posted means i can be held accountable to finish my projects lmao. feel free to ask me about any of these!!! i will answer as much as i can without major spoilers for things i do plan to eventually post
ongoing fics/series with some parts posted
alstroemeria: perc’ahlia / drabble collection / canon compliant / a drabble collection centered around the different reasons to kiss someone. open requests!! feel free to drop some in the comments
find the perfect words, if they exist: perc’ahlia / one-shot series / canon compliant / a series of fics where i theorize on d&d languages through the lens of percy and vex moments and studies
ideas i am currently developing with varying amounts of writing done (these are either working titles OR just little monikers i thought sounded cool)
waltz: perc’ahlia / modern au / percy and vex, engaged, have to put their wedding on hold when the de rolo estate burns to the ground
worldlock: perc’ahlia / canon divergence / how far are you willing to go to get back what was taken from you?
elysium: perc’ahlia / canon divergence / not all of vox machina survives the final battle with vecna
watercolor: vox machina / soulmate au / when you first touch your soulmate, it leaves a mark of color on their skin
wedding wreath: perc’ahlia / canon compliant / on their way to marry, percy and vex stop to fulfill an old tradition (which is probably just something percy read in a book a while back, anyway)
vox mechs-ina: vox machina / crossover au / vox machina, but i throw them into the worldlore of a band called “the mechanisms” and essentially make them funky futuristic steampunk cyborg pirates
de rolo kids fic: vox machina / canon compliant-ish / essentially my headcanons surrounding percy and vex’s kiddos, and how these idiots processed parenthood
ideas that are just rattling around my brain rn with nothing/very little written for
peace in all seasons: @essayofthoughts gave me a title prompt here and i liked what i did with it. basically, a study of perc’ahlia throughout the first year after vecna
fenthras-centric thing: studying my headcanon for vex’s thoughts on fenthras as well as some thoughts on the bow itself
deities au: vox machina as gods, you know the drill. i answered an ask game for it here
nier automata au: vox machina as androids in the nier automata universe, except i blended some of the lore with critical role stuff, and some of my own ideas that aren’t from either media
noragami au: once again, i will throw my faves (vm) into the universe of one of my other favorite series for maximum serotonin. this one is closer to the canon noragami worldbuilding
class/backstory swap: au where percy grew up in a small village that was razed by a dragon, and the twins were raised as nobility in a small elven town that was attacked by the briarwoods. i might switch around the rest of vox machina as well for fun
I think this is my first time writing fjorester? Pure fluff for them <3 Echoes of the Solstice spoilers!
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Caleb’s tower is swarming with activity: each cat servant shepherds villagers to rooms, or towards the dinning room as they deem appropriate. Fjord notices more: limping dogs and puff-tailed felines, too, cautiously sniffing spectral forms before a tail leads them to rest.
Usually Jester would be in the middle of it all. The star, the centerpiece, the helm of the ship. Or Fjord would take that space for her, a grave duty he usually relishes for the glimpses of her latest prank.
They don’t. Is the thing.
“Fjord,” Jester giggles, prim and pleased and perfect, just perfect in his arms, her own wound around his neck. Tight because she wants them to be, not of any fear he’d drop her.
(He could, and she’d shriek and laugh and tease him fondly for the stumble. She’s perfect because they can be imperfect. It makes sense. Really. Wildmother’s mercy, he’s a sap. For her.)
(His fiancée.)
the blog killing axolotl is one of my favorite things that has ever happened on this website because talking about it afterwards sounds like an inside joke or perhaps a prank. like always be on the lookout for the blog killing axolotl. he can kill your blog. it happened to me once trust me.
there’s this very specific image of an axolotl plushie with the phrase ‘i am at my limit’ that i’m not posting for obvious reasons (even though i’m inoculated because i tried to post it before) that if you try to post it tumblr will immediately delete your blog. like completely. your blog is just gone if you try to post the image. you can get it reinstated but you have to go to staff and be like ‘hi my blog was killed by a picture of an axolotl can you please give me it back.’ we found this out completely accidentally when brianna brucespringsteendotcom made the image and then posted it and then her blog was just gone, at which point we started to experiment. anyway, a while later we found that if someone submits the image and you don’t know what it is and you try to post it it will also nuke your blog. this obviously all sounds like an incredibly stupid internet hoax so when you try to warn people about the blog killing axolotl you just sound like you’re trolling but i promise you, from the bottom of my heart, that we are not.
people in the tags are like ‘i don’t know if this is true but it sounds wild’ i feel like the old man you meet in the first five minutes of a horror movie that tells the teenagers on spring break not to visit the creepy old house at the end of the road
1. Is this the image of the axolotl plushie with the fire behind it?
NO! that is a different, more well known axolotl image that does not delete your blog.
2. Can I see the image?
for obvious reasons i'm not reblogging it to this post. however, since so many people asked, i put it safely in a google doc for you. go nuts.
3. hey, i remember this! it was over a year ago. does this still delete your blog?
someone in my askbox has informed me, under certain circumstances, yes. and that image is live, so be careful with it.
4. have you figured out what causes it?
same person in my askbox said this
which was my first theory before i went down the source code rabbit hole, although there must be a certain threshold for editing it since in the past people have posted censored versions where it still deletes your blog.
5. can i use it as my icon/can i send it to someone in dms/can i upload it if it's not in a post/can i post an edited version of the picture?
back when this first happened if you did any of the above it deleted your blog, unless it was pretty heavily edited (someone in my discord put him behind bars - you know like he was caged - and i think when we uploaded that it didn't delete the person's blog? i could be wrong though). see the above ask for the most recent information. someone in the notes earlier (don't remember who, sorry) also said that you can upload the original via mobile and it kills your blog, but if you try to post it on desktop it blocks it from being uploaded, so that's also another route you could go if you want to experiment.
6. why have i never heard about this before?
spnblr is more complex and layered than you can possibly imagine it's not my fault you can't see it for the majesty it is.
7. this still sounds fake.
hey man, weird thing to lie about. but the picture and all the information you need to test it out is right here. post it to you blog. go on. prove me wrong. 🙂
8. didn't people try to remotely delete neil gaiman's blog by submitting that image to him?
we did do that yeah.
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please know that at any given moment Medjeh is occupying prime real estate in my brain as they perform an emotive interpretive dance based on the following artistic depiction:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made
traffic again?

Trick or treat! Could you do an Artagan or Luc & Frumpkin interaction of some sort?
Fluff, of a sort! Wrote this while playing fetch with my cat <33
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He has worn and stolen many names in his time.
On this night, not in the Feywild but Wildemount, he goes by Frumpkin.
He is proud to, mind, and happy to bear the title at the exclusion of all his many. For this Caleb Widogast is a fascinating thing, his friends almost moreso, and the roads they travel fascinating, and the many forms and deaths he takes quite fun, figure. He’s never before been eaten, what an odd treat that had been!
Frumpkin (his other names? Pah, not for you!) likes this agreement. Very much so.
And this is why he waits until his person is in sound and leaden (read: quiet and deathly heavy) sleep to ooze from his arms, as cats are wont to do. On delightful soft paws he stalks around the encampment, unnoticed by their singular watch - the little green one, Nott who is not what she seems. Finding the plush nest with a head of blue hair, he goes still, watching.
Treat! :D
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Zahra was not exactly sheltered, growing up. For all that she was kept in a cage, it did not shield her from anything. Hunger, fear, distrust, pain. You know.
When freedom was offered to her on a cold floor and a somehow warmer moonbeam, she embraced it carefully. Mostly because the first time she could eat - really, truly eat! To her heart’s content! Whatever she liked, claimed the kind tiefling that took her in! - she bloated up like a balloon and retched most of it. And panicked (at the waste, she couldn’t waste, she was a waste).
Safe to say, she took to the lesson well. Free as she might be, there were still limits out there. To her body, to her powers, to the world. And, truthfully? She had no interest, none at all, in finding where the bars of this cage were.
All that droll prologue to say… well. This is new.
“Candy?”

This deserves a reblog!
Seriously needed to see this today. ❤️❤️❤️
The intrusive thoughts have been very loud this last week or so.
Follow @thoughtstherapy
Treat! Gwennie deserves it after her scare last episode <3 Ended up being more all the de Rolo kids - Vesper, but! :D
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Lady de Rolo does not look up from her ledgers as a faint giggle reaches her ears. Her attention thus captured, she notes the faint rasp of carpet as little shoes dart over them, and the rustle of a light dress.
Vex taps off the excess ink and smiles to herself. Oh, Gwen is getting good.
Just because she still enjoys a good hunt she gives her daughter a head start, waits until even her sharp hearing can’t find any sign of life but Trinket’s snores by her feet. Careful not to wake him, she slips from her desk and pads out of her office, door left ajar. Usually the children take it as an invitation to seek her out if they want her - one always does, and it never fails to make her feel richer than she is - but it also helps her keep tabs on their antics.
Tracking indoors used to be Vax’s thing, not her own. But Whitestone castle is as familiar as any forest; the pale stone cliffside, the wooden doorway a tree, the rugs moss and lichen. Just as populated with bears as any she’s foraged in, courtesy of Trinket and his cubs. Vex smiles, inhales cold air and end-of-season flowers and old varnish. Just as much her home, if not moreso.
It’s easy enough to follow the hall, gets more interesting once it merges into another and passes by a few rooms. Vex has to slow her pace and - there! a trace in the carpet. Up the stairs to the right, then. White catches her eye - a handprint just the size for her youngest.
From there, she knows exactly where Gwendolyn was off to.
Under her breath, Vex mouths a prayer to Pelor that Cassandra taught them all about the secret passages. If she wasn’t familiar with the hideholes in the wall, even she might be at a loss for where her daughter ended up.
But as it is, it’s trivial to pause, listen to the stifled snickers and mutters of her children, and push in the engraving that unlatches the hidden door.
Eyes, so many eyes, gleam back at her for a brief second, her little nest of raccoons. Most of them shut the moment the light hits them - all but Gwendolyn, grinning up at her, with a neat row of doughnuts ringing her tail.
Oh, that’s a new one.
“Children,” Vex scolds. She’s gotten very good on biting on her smile. “What have I told you about stealing from the kitchen?”
Dan gulps. Powdered sugar falls from his mouth, which he hastens to dab away with a sleeve. “We didn’t steal, Mum. That’s why we sent Gwen.”
The littlest de Rolo frowns, turning on her older sister, nestled in the back. “But you said it’s because I’m the littlest and have to listen to -”
“You’re just so charming,” Lenoa interrupts, taking a sweet impaled on her sister’s horns. She chews - with her mouth closed, at least - and meets Vex’s unimpressed look with a shrug. “What? She is. You know mister Darrence can’t say no to her! She’s spoiled!”
“Am not!”
Time to cut that short: “Those,” says Vex’ahlia, “were for the dinner tonight. You’ll all ruin your appetite, and we’ll have nothing to enjoy after supper.”
Wolfe clears his throat. “Sorry, Mother. Um…” He extends sticky fingers, holding up a yet untouched doughnut. “Want one?”
Well. She has been working all day. And, on second glance, it looks very cozy in there: they’ve pilfered blankets and pillows, a teddy for good measure. It would be a shame to have tracked down her quarry only to leave empty handed.
“Scoot over,” Vex says.
(The children wail complaints that there’s no room. Well! Not with that attitude there isn’t.)
"what if im a bad person" yeah? well what if you arent? what if you're trying your best and you're growing and you're kind? what then?